I use the word performance very loosely. Heidi Montag has your head turned to solid plastic? Maybe they inject crack cocaine to fill out those already desperately full lips? She could not possibly be that overly self confident and oblivious to her complete lack of any talent what so ever.
She is undoubtedly the result of parents who blindly encouraged her every move from the day she took her first wobbly steps with that giant head of hers. Proof also money CAN really get you a long way but that just leaves you further to plummet when you can't present the goods as advertised. *If she puts herself out there like that
then I am clearly going to comment.
Speaking of her head, I wonder how many Jonbenet Ramsey's had to die to make her hair extensions.
I suppose her lack of rythm would be due to not actually knowing how to count to 8, so I should give her a break for that.
I felt embarrassed for her. The only redeeming quality was the thought of the laughs it will get on second viewing. It possibly would have been better fit to Eurovision song contest.
Link to video
People may disagree with everything I've said and think it's by far the best release of '09, rush to K-Mart to buy the cd single and a pair of rubber glitter thongs with flower. To those people I say thank you your purchases are helping keep this country out of recession.
In conclusion
HEIDI MONTAG YOU ARE TALENTLESS & VAIN AND A FIEND FOR ATTENTION. STAY CLASSY.
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